Fifty Fine Things: disturbance in fancying force urgently requiring fresh voting

By Aisling | March 6 2012 | 33 Comments

fassbender ovaries

People.  There is a disturbance in the Force.

The force that governs Fifty Fine Things.

The vote has quite literally exploded this year – bringing with it lots of new names and faces – and LOTS of surprises.

Well I say lots.  I mean two in particular. These two have … well they’ve grown up. Sort of. Kind of. First we had to get to grips with the fact that they looked quite nice with their hair down – then we were confronted with their hotpanted antics in Jexy and I Know It (watch it if you dare).  But then they quickly change back into hyperactive pointy headed pixies, thus confusing the hell out of everyone and making the female populace feel UNCLEAN.

jedward topless

Of course it’s not our place to judge – we have one vote each just like the rest of you – but some of the votes are making us howl. We’ve had votes for Francis Brennan, The Rubberbandits, “the hot barman from Captain America’s on Grafton St”,  and more votes than can be right for Brian Dobson.  At this rate he’s going to make it into the top fifty.  Richard Boyd Barret is another unlikely and then there’s a ton of men voted for by their mammies and wives.  We presume – because otherwise HOW!

And er quite a few votes for “Fassbender’s willy”.  Yis dirty scuts.

Forget it Brad O’Pitt. On the basis of this accent alone you are BARRED

The names Ryan O’ Gosling, Brad O’Pitt, George O’ Clooney and members of Home and Away with Irish surnames have also appeared, necessitating the taking out of my red pen and writing firmly across them SPOILED VOTE.  We are not fooled you hear. Oh you’re not sneaking them through our razor sharp radar. (Just make sure you check out who’s eligible for nomination before you vote - read the details here. I will WEEP if see another vote for Daniel Craig coming through)

You’ve been busy talent spotting though that’s for sure because there’s lots of new names. And lots of old names sinking down through the rankings – some of the old favourites just don’t seem to be doing it for you anymore.

Bernard Brogan

One of those new er faces we mentioned earlier

So go on get your vote on if you haven’t already. And get everyone you know to vote too – because it’s all to play for!  Click here to vote.

tommy bowe arse

The current reigning very fine arse (sing along by simply replacing the word “voice” with “arse” like so.  Belt it out “This is the arse of Ire-land”

pics via,
Fifty Fine Things, For Men

33 Replies to "Fifty Fine Things: disturbance in fancying force urgently requiring fresh voting"

  • Daisydaisy says:

    Wow…how hot is Jedward in that pic….yummy!!!

  • ladyelvis says:

    Only Fassbender can wear flip flops with jeans and still look hawt as hell. And who owns that GAA torso in the 2nd last photo up there??

  • Firesnap says:

    Michael Fassbender OBVIOUSLY, he’s hot and bold. I’m also a huge fan of Aidan Turner (being human, Sam Keeley (Misfits and Raw) and Robbie Sheehan has to get a mention for those gorgeous eyes.

  • PinkPanther says:

    JEDWARD??/ That’s like voting for Bosco!

  • Aisling Aisling says:

    Ladyelvis – my lips are sealed. Lets just say he’s a new entry (!) and not before time

  • Aisling Aisling says:

    Pink – tons of votes for them

  • Rosamaria says:

    Ha ha ha – didn’t get the hint last time you mentioned the disturbance in the Force. Got it now (well the pics helped)

    I will be very very embarrassed if this pair top the list, in fact it might be time to withdraw the whole thing (controversial, I know). But sending them to Eurovision to act the eejit is one thing, declaiming them as being totally fancied by every woman in Ireland – can’t cope

  • ladyelvis says:

    Well I’ve already cast my vote so it’s a moo point who it is. Just interested is all, for future you know, leering and ogling.

  • Em says:

    Stephen. Ferris. Shirtless. Was watching the match in the pub and the noise that came out of every Irish girls mouth was just unholy. OM NOM NOM

  • gracieg says:

    Have cast my votes!
    Stephen Ferris’ well timed changing of the torn jersey at the weekend will have done him a few favours for the 50 fine things me thinks!

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