Rich, thick and possessed of substantial attributes: these are features many women look for in a man, but are equally appropriately applied to a moisturiser, in my mind.
And StriVectin SD Intensive Concentrate for Stretch Marks and Wrinkles definitely seems to fit the bill. A new, reformulated and embettered version of the original stretchmark cream so many discovered also performed excellently on facial wrinkles, this has extra peptides, costs €140 and boasts a texture akin to butter. See? Rich and thick.
Oh and the other thing? There’s a whole 7.5 inches of it.
Or 150ml, to be precise. The big size means you can use it on face and body: zap arse-marks and facial grooves in tandem and hey, you can’t find too many products capable of that dual feat, can you?
Scientific testing thus far has been limited to trying it on the back of my hand and going “oOOoooh!” Needless to say, this is one I am definitely looking forward to giving a thorough trial – first impressions are very good if texture is anything to go by.
And as they say, watch this space.