Articles about: morto
Dressing for the Occasion: Have you ever got it as wrong as these pirates?
We’ve all been there. You’re going to a talk on pirates at your local women’s club, and you all decide to dress up as pirates. But when you arrive waving your skull and crossbones...
By the hair on my chinny chin chin: Possibly my most morto beauty moment EVER
We were out to dinner when it happened, and he moved so lightning fast that I didn’t have time to react. After the waiter had taken our orders and departed the table, Himself – quite sure he...
Oh MAM! You’re EMBARRASSING ME!
When you’re young and NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU and the world is unfair and teachers are the devil and WHY did you have to get a big zit just NOW when the GAA disco is on Friday and your mother is...
Eeeek! Are you sure you hung up the phone?!
“I can’t stand that moaning minnie” said my pal walking away from a never ending phonecall with a frenemy. ”She never bloody shuts up and you can’t get her off the...
The state of the nation: Tom Jones complains that Irish concerts are opportunity to clear out knicker drawers
When he was playing Marley Park a couple of weeks ago I took the opportunity in my capacity as a Howaya reporter to interview Tom Jones about the nature and quality of the underthings that are flung...
Scuse me while I kiss this guy: getting the lyrics of songs wrong and other lingo misunderstandings
You know when you mishear the lyrics of a song and end up singing your own version of it? Like they way you might end up singing “Scuse me while I kiss this guy” while listening to Jimi...
Indian Head Massage leads to Drool on the floor – MORTO
The seemingly unending saga of my broken shoulder has entered a new phase – the muscles in my neck and shoulders are really acting up. So what better excuse to go for massages to try to loosen...
Products that Oxidise: Your Worst Culprits
Oh you know how it is. You excitedly drop €45 on that brand new base everyone’s talking about, get it home, lash it on and admire how feckin’ gorgeous you look. Off out you go, for lunch...
Irish Government loses €3.6 Billion: what would you do with the money?
“What’s that now Ted? Ah yeah here’s that 3.6 billion – in a bag stuffed behind the fridge” Quite seriously this is like an episode of Father Ted. If hapless...