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Break out the Motilium: Tom Cruise ruins polo neck wear for men. For eternity

If I was ever in two minds about men in polo necks recent pictures of everyone’s favourite Scientologist have caused me to be of one mind. If that makes sense. And that mind shrieks: HURL. Crazy...

Fashion, , ,
Read More |April 20 2013 | 14 Comments
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No carry on please Matron: HSE proposes new dress code.

TAKE heart readers. The next time you or a relative are stuck on a hospital trolley or have to wait months on end for an out-patients appointment you can be assured the HSE has the real issue of the...

Beauty News & Links, Life, Work, , , ,
Read More |October 11 2012 | 39 Comments

I’m afraid of my hot press: share your weird and wonderful phobias

Even typing the word ‘hot press’ brings me out into a cold sweat.  The copper tank in particular freaks me out – I have a fear that I’m going to fall into the tank and drown....

Anti-ageing, Rate it, ,
Read More |July 27 2012 | 52 Comments
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Nail Art Goes To The Dogs With Pawdicure Polish Pens: Boris reports exclusively for

I’m sure I’m going to regret letting him do this – he’s already demanding that he be known henceforth as our canine correspondent, sigh – but today’s post is a...

Beauty News & Links, Gadgets & Books, Nails, , ,
Read More |June 12 2012 | 20 Comments

Get a Gorgeous Arse with “20 layers of butt makeup”

Perusing the Huffington Post yesterday, the secrets behind Victoria’s Secrets notoriously OTT ‘fashion’ shows (if fashion is now categorised as some bras and feathers) were revealed....

Celebrity Watch, ,
Read More |December 3 2009 | 12 Comments

Crotch Scene Investigation: Brazilian waxing granted reprieve in New Jersey

Oh it was pun city in the press when the state of New Jersey considered banning bikini waxes back in March. “Details are fuzzy!” Hairy escape for waxing!” “See the forest for...

Beauty News & Links, Hair, Hair Removal, , ,
Read More |June 10 2009 | 22 Comments

Magnetic face mask: an antiaging miracle. NOT!

Ah here, would ya? I know people wear magnets and feel they help with conditions like arthritis and so on. But a magnetic device for wrinkles? Fit this fetching looking device onto your noggin for a...

Anti-ageing, Gadgets & Books, ,
Read More |September 16 2008 | 7 Comments

Ooooh, snazzy new false eyelashes… for men.

Ah Jaysis. I was prepared to allow them a lick of concealer, a smudge of guyliner, even a flick of manscara. But this male grooming thing is rapidly descending into madness – madness, I tells...

Beauty News & Links, For Men, , ,
Read More |August 6 2008 | 16 Comments

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