Expense: the new fragrance by J.O.D. For the grasping black caricature of the man that I am

jod expense

It’s the new fragrance from J.O.D – Expense. Formulated exclusively to bring out his dark side it inventively uses the tagline: For the grasping black caricature of the man that I am

The very atmosphere of Irish Politics today evoked in its alluring fragrance. Top notes of corruption settle down with lingering traces of greed and leaves a strong scent of entitlement hanging in the air

It’s what every splutteringly indignant red faced minister will be wearing this season to cope with trial by soundbite.

Leave your office with your head held high. Do it with Expense.

Reasonably priced at €100k. Just charge it to the taxpayer. Created by @UnaRocks

18 Responses to “Expense: the new fragrance by J.O.D. For the grasping black caricature of the man that I am”

  • cathyfly says:

    I feckin’ love this! Fair play Aphrodite :)

  • Kirstie says:

    “the scent of sin”

  • Joanne says:

    brilliant!

  • Joe Scanlon says:

    If I buy one, can you charge me for two?

  • Emz says:

    Brilliant Aphrodite – you really cheered up my Wednesday :lol:
    He really has the face to front a campaign too doesn’t he??… a radio campaign is about all I’d say!!

  • Glamazon says:

    Heehee :) brilliant Aphrodite. I can see the ad now…”Expense: because I think I’m worth it and entitled to it”.

    Maybe we should do one for the taxpayer “Fleeced: because I’m working”.

  • Joe Scanlon says:

    hahaha!! “Expense: because I think I’m worth it” well done Glamazon

  • cj says:

    Be daring, wear Expense, and make no apologies for it!

  • Hermione says:

    Brilliant Aphrodite!

    Galamazon – “Fleeced: because I’m working” :lol:

    Did anyone see his speech to the Dáil yesterday? He genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong and he’s been hounded out of office. The fact that there are no rules telling you not to do something does not mean it is morally and/or ethically correct :evil: It’s obvious that there are no rules about this type of thing precisely so that they can say they’ve broken no rules :roll:

  • Fran says:

    Class Aphrodite.
    He needs to wear something as the stench of Hypocrisy is overwhelming

  • Orlando says:

    Ahaha Fran, burn!

  • Sadhbh says:

    But how can one get to buy it..are you expecting us to walk ON OUR OWN TWO FEET?? Or can we hire a limo to take us??

    Im waiting for Prof.Brendan Drumm’s fragrance “Feck yiz in A+E, Im taking a €70,000 bonus”..hope its hits the shelf for Christmas. Apparently has top notes of total injustice

  • Cathspyjamas says:

    Sod that – there should be a “Bling of Kerry” scent. The advertising campaign could be arty, black & white shots of JO’D and the missus writhing on a beach in Caherdaniel or similar, and perhaps Jackie Healy Rae staring moodily into the distance, the gentle breeze whisking away his flat cap and ruffling his comb-over. Would do wonders for the tourist industry in Sout Kerraaay….

  • KellBell says:

    Awesome! “Top notes of corruption settle down with lingering traces of greed and leaves a strong scent of entitlement hanging in the air” :lol:

    The cheek of him to excuse his behaviour with – well everyone was doing it! Didn’t his Mum tell him that “If everyone else was jumping off a cliff – does that mean you have to?”

  • Anneml says:

    Best. Post. Ever!!!!!!
    Glamazon Fleeced is a brilliant idea! Wonder what it smells like? Top note would probably incredulity with a base of simmering rage.

  • KellBell says:

    Sadhbh – i’m curious about Brendan Drumm’s bonus as well. I work in the Health service – and we’re so used to Prof Drumms ‘messages’ to staff about jobs well done – especially given cut backs due to the economic climate blah blah! I was so bloody angry when i heard that while we’re all possibly up for paycuts – he gets a bloody bonus!!.

    Since when do you get a bonus for a total managing an inept, inefficient and disgraceful health service – that seems to be lurching along and ready to collapse at death’s door? So infuriating :(

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