In the latest of our occasional series of searing investigative polls, let’s take a little look at the story of Vodka Tampons.
Soaking tampons in vodka and then inserting them in the hoo ha as a way to get really drunk really quickly, is a story that’s been around for a while. It’s attractive to teenage girls (and boys, they apparently stick the tampons up their bum instead) because there’s no smell of alcohol off their breath – which lessens the chance of being caught out by parents.
Pouring vodka into the eyeballs is a real thing – idiots actually do this – but is sticking a vodka tampon up your fanny for real?
It doesn’t sound like much fun to me. What do you think?