Poll: Has it ever come out BOTH ends – at the same time?

By Aisling | March 4 2012 | 42 Comments

Don’t ask me how we got onto this subject the other day – trust me you don’t want to know – but anyone who has ever got the Winter Vomiting Virus or a bad case of food poisoning will know ALL about it.

You have no control at all. None. You need to go so urgently that horror of horrors it’s going to happen whether you like it or not.

And the Winter Vomiting Virus don’t care if you’re near a bathroom. And it don’t care if you need to puke at the same time as you’re sitting on the toilet.

All I can say is: take the advice given in Bridesmaids and get the hell off the white carpet

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42 Replies to "Poll: Has it ever come out BOTH ends – at the same time?"

  • Maj says:

    Oh God yes its happened and this post has traumatised me. I’m just grateful it hasn’t happened when anyone else needed the bathroom

  • katy says:

    oh holy god, horror of extreme horrors….on holiday last year having to be sick onto a towel on the floor (because due to the other end i literally could not get off the toilet – too much info, i know!) after some horrendous food poisoning. to make matters worse we then ran out of loo roll in our apartment and i had to shout my poor sleeping boyfriend to witness me at my absolute lowest because so i could tell him to go locate more tissues. worst.time.ever.

  • Lorrrrrraine says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhhahaha. I have learned the value of a sink that is near a toilet, yes.

  • Ellie70 says:

    Chicken Chow Mein.

  • Clarissa says:

    A couple of months ago on a bus on the way to work. I had to grab a bunch of those metro herald newspapers to cover my ass as I walked through Dublin city centre to meet my dad who had to come in and save me. His poor car!!! Worst thing was that was the same bus I get every morning to work so people I knew were on it… Kinda funny thinking of it now I guess!!!

  • Laura says:

    Campylobacter knows no mercy.

  • RiRi says:

    Thanks to god, never but my poor husband has

  • Kindofabigdeal says:

    Yep, this happened me last week in my new job!! I was absolutely disgraced as my new manager had to drive me home. Mooooooooorto to say the least. Have to face back tomorrow morning. Cringe……….. :(

  • Oh God you poor girls where it’s happened in public! Eeek!

    It has happened to me yes, many times, as I have bowel disease. I’m prone to the Winter Vomiting Virus as well as my immune system is low and I’ve had it at least three times. But luckily it’s only happened in my own home!

    Poor person on the bus! And in work! Oh I’m morto for you, you poor things.

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