Ah look. Enough is enough.
Yesterday I texted my brother in law who was lying in A&E in agony with his ankle smashed in seven places.
“Hi honey, how are you feeling today? Hope things a bit better”. I quickly typed and pressed send. And then I realised.
Predictive text or auto correct, or whatever bloody horrible thing lives in my phone, had changed honey to HORNEY. Thank God I had not asked him how hard it was in A&E too.
The poor guy. I’m sure the last thing he felt in his morphine induced haze on a trolley in the corridor of horrible A&E was horny. And the last thing he would ever of expected was his SISTER IN LAW enquiring about it.
It’s terrible this changing of letters around isn’t it – it’s happened to you too I’m sure – rate your worst in the comments!