Aww, it's sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, this one. Would you take a look at her? After you get over being blinded by her massive chewing gum teeth, you notice the peculiar shade she seems to be. Her foundation appears to have been liberally applied with a big brown sparkly trowel, and her neck is a markedly different colour from her face. The application of her lipstick and eye shadow appears to have been achieved by lining up the appropriate products on a table in an approximation of where her eyes and lips would be located on her face, and then lowering her face onto them, holding down for a few seconds and sort of smushing her face about. I'll say nothing about the brows. Nothing.
