New One on Me: The Five Finger Forehead

By Beaut.ie | March 11 2011 | 53 Comments

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A summary of a conversation which occurred at my place of work recently:

COLLEAGUE ONE: “Oh I like your ring! Where did you get that?”

ME: “Ah thanks! It’s Scott Wilson for ASOS. There was actually a matching bracelet but I was kinda put off it because I saw it on Amanda Holden, and y’know ….”

ENTIRE OFFICE IN SYMPATHETIC TANDEM: “ah God poor Amanda Holden. Desperate what happened to her.”

Amanda was given a minute of respectful silence and then:

COLLEAGUE TWO: “she does wear awful clothes though.”

COLLEAGUE THREE: “AND she has a five finger forehead!”

Readers, not really being au fait with America’s Next Top Model or any Tyraisms barring SMIZE, this was a new one on me. A five finger forehead!? What could it mean? Colleague three helpfully demonstrated by placing her hand across her non-five-finger-forehead. Colleague one was quick to point out that equally bad would be a two finger forehead. Entire office was in stitches at this point.

So, the burning question for today is, how many fingers is YOUR forehead – and no cheating! Spill in the comments.

 

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53 Replies to "New One on Me: The Five Finger Forehead"

  • Hehehe My sis and I are always laughin about the size of our five heads hehe Gimungous so they are ;)

  • LoLo says:

    Oh god, another thing to worry about!

    I’m about three and a half…that’s good is it?

  • Feefurs says:

    4 fingers here….Oh Dear

  • ArtDonatella says:

    Ooohh, very informative post :)!First time hearing this too!
    Four fingers here! Is that bad??? :)

  • Almost 30 says:

    I’m a four head. Although I frequently say I have a five head as it’s on the large side.. I think I might need to invest in one of those fake fringes from yesterday

  • CiB says:

    I have a GIANT forehead, more like 20 fingers :(

  • daiseeboo says:

    hehehe I have never heard this before. I have a 3 finger forehead (that sounds a bit filthy) but what I want to know is, what is the desired number of fingers to forehead expanse?

  • Lurganista says:

    When I was a young child we use to call Tyra Amanda et al Tefal head! Because there was an AD on tv for Tefal wit aliens wit large 5 finger foreheads TeeHee. Brings it all back!!!

  • travelbug says:

    3 and a half here, though like Daiseboo I’m left wondering what the optimal finger/forehead ratio is?? : )

    Reminds me of when years ago my friend found a product on the Rimmel stand which was designed to smooth out your lip wrinkles before you put on lipstick (not your average lip balm mind) and she turned around and said to me “do you think they’ll ever run out of things to try to make us worry about?”

  • dee-fu says:

    I have a fiver and i like to cover it with a fringe that starts at the back of my head ;-)

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