I just want to lie beside you and other likely stories

By Aisling | April 21 2011 | 68 Comments

No ridin – I swear!

Kittykat told us about her first date yesterday and  she had us all in stiches.

After a hot and heavy goodnight kiss the date tried to persuade her to stay the night in his place.

“I don’t want anything to happen” he lied “I just want to lie beside you.”

“Yeah right” she thought “With no clothes on.”

I don’t think there’s one amongst us who can’t relate to that classic tale.  What lines have you come across in the desperate attempt to get you to stay the night?  From the old chestnut “I just want to wake up with you” and “I just want to hold you all night” to the “I prefer to take things slowly” and “I’ll sleep on the floor beside you”, I bet you’ve got some good stories.

Tell us all!

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68 Replies to "I just want to lie beside you and other likely stories"

  • Kirstie says:

    that made me laugh so much, honestly, men are so silly if they think this stuff is to be believed.

  • Emma says:

    “I want to impress you with my cooking….I make great pancakes” No…McDonalds made the pancakes and they tasted like feet!

  • Venus says:

    So far i don’t have any funny stories of lads trying to get me to stay the night, although i remember walking back to my apartment a few months ago with my friends after a night out, we passed a group of lads and one of them shouted “Will one of ye be my girlfriend so i can bring ya home to my Mammmy so she doesn’t think i’m gay??” We were in stitches!!!!!!!!! :D

  • Avicakes says:

    Ah my boyf was a true gent when we started dating. He wouldn’t try to stay the night, but would arrive first thing in the morning to wake me up for a morning kiss and brekki before work.

  • blondie says:

    hahaha this is cheering me up no end, delighted it inspired a full post.

  • ceci says:

    Ha ha love this post.

    I can’t remember any lines I got, but in college a group of us lived on campus and were at a party in another apartment in our block. I got chatting to a guy and we ended up kissing. We went into his room as it was a bit random kissing in the sitting room with loads of other people there who were just sitting about drinking.

    We were just chatting in his room, (no funny business!), I went to the toilet and came back and he was completely naked spreadeagled on the bed! Clearly he reckoned once I went to his room I was a dead cert! Jesus, I didn’t know where to look. I mumbled something and legged it.

  • Mango says:

    I went on a date with a guy I met at a wedding reception, should have known it was going to be bad when my friend was holding a picture the next day wetting herself laughing saying “look how tight he’s grabbing onto you, you’d think he was tryng to strangle you”. Ok…

    Met up with him and went for drinks to town, and one of the first things he asked me is, wait for it…”Do you pick your nose?”. So I am left just lookuing at him going, “Wha?” Jayzuz. It got progressively worse, he was trying to be all intelligent and intellectual and he says to me “You know what I really don’t like? I don’t like relationships that are (this is how he pronounced it verbatim) paw-lee-game-us…I could help you, and you could help me, you know? I am into mon-ee-game-eee”. I had an expression on my face like Santa’s Little Helper for the entire night.

    After wetting myself several times (and texting my friend to tell her where I was in case I went missing)I had to make my excuses, except he was getting on the same bus home unfortunately. Luckily my stop was before his, so he went all the way but I didn’t. The only good thing was he paid for all my drinks because I needed spirits that night. Wierdest guy I ever met bar none and I’ve met some mentalists.

  • RiRi says:

    Ceci, LOL.

  • blondie says:

    oh my god mango, hilarious! Total freak!

  • Mango says:

    Honest to God. Luckily I have a good, sane ish one now, but every time I’m out with the girls, yes, the really mental ones come up to me. Must be the way I dance or something.

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