Fellas Wipes: Ideal for John and Thomas?

By Beaut.ie | April 26 2011 | 38 Comments

fellas wipes

I choked on my sausage* as I read the press release about Fellas wipes. With a ‘manatomy compatible’ formulation, these are apparently the first male intimate wipe specifically developed by men for men.

Yes men, other men are thinking about your undercarriage.

And how clean it may be.

Or not.

So instead of observing daily hygiene standards like, oh, I don’t know, showering or something, men with grubby mickeys, balls and barses can now lash on a foil-wrapped Fella (ooeer!) to freshen up their intimate area. Ingredients include Olivem, derived from olive oil, quillaja,  a natural substitute for soap and a mild orange flavouring. “The product is also safe for oral contact – need we say anymore,” wink wink, nudge nudge the brand, racily.

All this doesn’t come particularly cheap: a pack of eight individually-wrapped Fellas come in at £2.49 and you can bag 40 for £9.99. If you’re convinced this is the product for you, then bag some at Fellaswipes.com.

*I wasn’t really eating a sausage

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38 Replies to "Fellas Wipes: Ideal for John and Thomas?"

  • KellBell says:

    :lol: Grubby barses! *shudder*

  • Acat says:

    Haha, according to my friends a quick mickey rinse in the sink before getting down to business is the done think. Shudder to think that this will replace that. I dont know why we were talking about that. I was concerned about the sink, it gets a quick wipe afterwards app. Noice

  • bored mum says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LMFAO…… oh i’ve seen it all now, Grubby Mickeys and balls, Ah Kirsty u have such a way with words, Thanks for making me laugh, :)

  • Kirstie says:

    yeah I would have thought hosing down the … hose … would have been grand. But obvs not!

  • Fuffyhead says:

    Ah jaysus.

  • Aphrodite says:


    This is RIDICULOUS! Stick yer mickey under the tap lads

  • tina says:

    Lol, I don’t know why I find this so funny and very eeeewww at the same time. Isn’t there something similar for women? His and hers undercarriage wipes…

  • This is actually halarious, hard enough for men to shower let alone use fancy wipes for their bits!

  • blondie says:

    hehehehehehe :D that is all :D

  • blondie says:

    actually that is not all- tina yeah you’re right, there are ladies ones, femfresh – have seen them in boots

    dunno why u find the men’s ones so much weirder – i shouldn’t but i do

  • Emz says:

    Ah jaysus, what a laugh!

  • Kirstie says:

    clearly the funniest thing about this is OBVIOUSLY I WAS EATING A MULLER RICE at the time

  • RiRi says:

    LOL, Its so funny

  • blondie says:

    oh kirstie fair play on the muller rices, you must be fed up of them, hope u have lotsa different flavours. wish i had the self discipline!

  • Kirstie says:

    ah I’m doing alright, I’m not being too saintly at the weekends I have to say.

  • Queendabc says:

    just another reason to jump ship and swim for my life to Sappho island

  • Christina says:

    OK it is all a bit icky but there have been ‘intimate wipes’ aimed at women for years now. I suppose they’re partly supposed to deal with the ‘time of the month’ but I don’t find the idea of a male ‘wipe’ all that strange. They’re probably meant to help out in those moments where you don’t have access to soap and water but still want to, um, freshen up. I don’t think they’re really supposed to substitute for a good old-fashioned shower, any more than ‘femfresh’ et al are.

  • tina says:

    Blondie – yes that’s it, femfresh. I often wonder who uses them and why/when.

  • blondie says:

    Tina/Christina – yeah i suppose they may be useful if you just cant get to a shower, maybe when travelling etc, and i presume when action is on the cards haha. but i am presuming baby wipes would do the exact same thing for a whole lot less cash

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