Moobs and Boobs: Cowen Can’t Get It Right

By | March 25 2009 | 60 Comments


The fact that Our Glorious Leader cannot take a joke is now firmly fixed in the nations psyche: making RTE apologise for their light-hearted (OK, they were all pissing themselves) coverage of the mysterious case of the magically appearing nudey pictures was a really, really bad PR move.

Brian, you should have taken this like a man, laughed it off and then gone home and cried into your teddy bear in private, if you’d felt that awful about it all. Now, added to the fact we think you’re a bully and a blusterer, it seems you can’t take a slagging either.

And I presume Herr Cowen didn’t pose for his portraits – oh delicious art-related irony, an oil painting of NO OIL PAINTING – meaning we’ve no real idea if he a) actually wears blue and white y-fronts and b) if he really has those man-boobs. But if he does,  then he could do with a bit of help in that department. And who better to provide it than Ireland’s Top Beauty Blog, eh?

So what should Brian do about his decolletage?  Sadly, Pout’s acclaimed Bustier is no more, but he could try another firming cream, like Decleor’s Perfect Sculpt Bust Beautifying Toning Gel or Clarins’ Bust Beauty Lotion. On the cheaper side of things, No 7 and Avon both do reasonably priced firming products.

Of course, Cowen shouldn’t be seen to be flagrantly spending money on his fine good looks in these recessionary times, so we’d also suggest that he try a splash of an astringent toner – or even cold water  – after his morning wallow to help tighten and tone skin.

Pic: the Sunday Tribune

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60 Replies to "Moobs and Boobs: Cowen Can’t Get It Right"

  • Millie says:

    OMG I thought those pics were hilarious
    So stoopid that he couldnt laugh about it

  • Kirstie says:

    I think the whole country thought it was a laugh. Apparently the guards are after the painter now – christ on a bike!

  • xgirl says:

    Did he make them apologise? Ha :) I saw the original report and in fairness the tone was fairly light-hearted – he should be glad to be able to give the nation a bit of a laugh for a change!

  • MontyC says:

    Cannot believe RTE had to apologise over their coverage of this :roll:

  • Kirstie says:

    yep, Eileen Dunne had to put her straight face on and make an apology to him, his family and the office of the Taoiseach. F***s sake.

  • Kitty Cat says:

    Did ye hear about the Gardai asking the Ray Darcy show to give them the contact details of the artist after they’d emailed in?! It’s ridiculous and bloody fascist 8O

  • Karen says:

    Can’t believe they’re going after the painter. What are they going to charge him with? Unlawful exposure of moobs?

  • Porridge says:

    Well i honestly hate the abuse the Brian Cowen gets over his weight..if he was a woman there would be uproar..

  • Kirstie says:

    Porridge – I agree but it’s the weight of his ego we’re lambasting here.

  • Karen says:

    I didn’t really think it was about his weight, to be honest. It was more about a little light hearted artistic expression. While the pictures are nudes, they’re hardly caricatures or inaccurate. If Mr. Cowen and the office of the Taoiseach can’t take a little subversive humour, then why get into politics?

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