We haven't unleashed our fevered Fantasy Friday imaginations onto the world for ages have we?
But now all that is to change.
For, inspired by HairyBaby and their quite wonderful range of tshirts, we have found ourselves imagining CSI Mallow plotlines.
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CSI. It's set in Mallow. How do you think the plotlines will run?
- The murder of the only Casio keyboard player in town - the night before he was due to support Crystal Spring in Whispers niteclub.
- The theft of the yellow cellophane from the window of Mangans drapers/grocery/bar.
- The "accidental death" of the young fella who was last seen running away without paying for curry sauce from the Chipper van parked outside Whispers. "You langer" was shouted after him by Tony Macari. It is not clear if there is a connection.
- Disappearance of Mrs Byrne the priests housekeeper. A positive pregnancy test is discovered in a wastepaper bin in Fr Reilly's house. Could there be a connection?
Now let's hear yours!
