Not sure if anyone managed to escape it yesterday, but there were some pictures doing the rounds involving singer Pixie Lott striding around London taking the whole "it is now mandatory for female singers to perform in a leotard" thing to another level. She requested what can only be described as an "Outy Vajazzle" on her nether area. We'd be shocked if we hand't already been introduced to the vagina pants...
In short, this post was inspired by Pixie Lott's crotch heart.
All the usual suspects are assembled below, but perhaps they're not wearing the outfits you'd think. There are no meat dresses... there are no cream cake bras… but there maybe, however, a pink pony...
These are the outfits that will leave you scratching your head on a Friday afternoon. So let's begin our count down, shall we?
No. 5: Katy Perry
She's usually brilliant when it comes to the spectacle, but this offering from the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards was just a little... flat. And bilious. And eye watering for all the wrong reasons. I know she's embodying the slime that everyone gets doused with at these awards, but the bra top just reminds me of a poor mangled Slimer. 
No. 4: Miley Cyrus
When you google "Miley Cyrus' most outrageous outfits", the one involving her, erm, dancing for Robin Thicke at the MTV 2013 VMAs seems to come out top. But this one from the iHeart Music Festival where no top was involved at all (mesh doesn't count) left us feeling the most confuddled.
And for those of you who ever feel guilt about those belly tops you wore to the local dishco that scandalised your poor mother, this is the one outfit to date that Miley's mother Tish has had an issue with. So your Mammy might have had it lucky after all.
No. 3: Lady Gaga
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Here she is now, neck deep in a puddle of dead Kermits. We won't be saying any more on this.
No. 2: Katie Price
Katie made a good attempt to sully our memories of Rainbow Bright at the ColourB4 photocell and she nearly landed the No.1 spot... 
But then she turned up as a tutu sporting pony to peddle her equestrian wear. Whoever is in the bottom of that thing is having a real low point - or the time of their lives, depending on their viewpoint. 
No.1: Cher
None of that, however, comes close to Cher performing in Las Vegas. They are indeed sapphires on her unmentionables…This woman is top of her crazy outfit game.
To see (a lot) more of Cher, check out our gallery below. My favourite is the gladiator outfit - Beyoncé totally stole her look….
What is your favourite off-the-wall celebrity outfit? And do you want also want to be Cher when you grow up? She's like Jean Byrne's cool mama.
