Dating for some is great craic altogether but most of the time it’s full of uncomfortable silences and lack of chemistry. Also, who knew the world was full of such strange/inappropriate/just plain rude people?
One Kelly Fine went out for sushi and happened to witness a date which is probably one of the worst we’ve ever heard of.
So awful ‘twas that she felt the need to let the people know via the Twitterverse.
Prepare to be amused/baffled/appalled:
There's a couple on their first date at this sushi place and the guy announced "I don't look at menus. And I'm ordering for us." Girl.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Now he's asking the sushi chefs if they have different fish. They don't have what he wants, which is "going to be a major problem."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
If only there was some way he could have known this before hand.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Omg the waitress asked what kind of wine he wanted and he said "you're the aficionado, you tell me."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He asked his date if she wanted dry wine. She said "sake." He said "sweetie I can't make all the decisions for us." She said "...sake?"
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Omfg he asked the chef if they had giant clam. They said no. He asked the waitress. She said no. He said " I don't look at menus."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
The waitress is now dictating the menu to him and his date looks oddly unfazed?
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Oh no he just said something I won't repeat but it started with "any blonde woman that looks at me..."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
"When I was 19 on my promotion tour, the locals introduced me to Japanese food and I was hooked." He clarified San Francisco locals.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
But he did NOT clarify what the promotional tour was for.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
The woman looked away for a second and he said "look at me. Don't look there, look at me."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He asked for deep fried shrimp heads. They don't have it.
Waitress: do you want a menu sir?
The man and I together: I don't look at menus— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Update: this is not a first date, but I am still positive this is a BAD date.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He's been telling some story about some woman that is a "big bitch" and I think it's her mom???? Are they married?? Her hands are crossed!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She has a ring on but he doesn't but I want to tell her "marriage is just paper you can still leave him. I've seen it happen."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Wow I'm not sure what I missed but he said "This is why you're both miserable. Put that in the back of your little head."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Oh but he followed with "I don't care what people say. Words don't matter unless you give them power." I have some powerful words for him
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He chewed up the skin of his edamame!!!!!!!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
The shell part!!!!!!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Found out what he was promoting at 19. He's a DJ!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
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He's talking about how hilarious it will be when he wears his MAGA hat in front of his "friend, a jew."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
I don't think she voted for Trump but he is bragging about it between edamame shell chews
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
His "friend, a Jew" isn't allowed in his house unless he wears a hat
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Now they're talking about someone named Dana that honestly sounds lovely
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Oh thank GOD they are not married
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Their food came.
Her: will you tell me what this is?
Him: no, you just eat it.— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She picked up chopsticks and he slapped them out of her "YOU DON'T EAT SUSHI WITH CHOP STICKS"
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Oh no the waitress is trying to get me to leave but how can I possibly
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
If I order dessert should I
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Haha jk guys of course I asked for a menu. I'm getting green tea ice cream.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
The sushi chef asked "are you a chef?" He replied "I'm a drunk!"
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She keeps asking him what different fish are and he still won't tell her
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
She tried to use chopsticks again and this time he said "DON'T EMBARRASS ME"
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Omg omg omg he said one of his brothers (could have meant friend) is in jail for 25 murders. He threw it out so casually.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Now they're talking about truffles. I can't keep up.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
The owner of the restaurant came to say hi because he knows the woman
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Girl: this is my friend tony
Man, who I learned is named tony: why don't you have giant clam
Owner: um— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Tony is telling the owner about all the great Japanese food he's eaten and the owner is humoring him like a champ
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Last time Tony went to Japan, he demanded to eat the giant squid head
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
Which actually makes sense because if you don't read menus, you don't order food. You demand it.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
I'm trying to leave but they charged me for edamame I didn't eat. Maybe it's Tony's edamame???
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
He is "introducing himself to a cigarette" outside so I'm going to leave. Thanks for tuning in! We made it!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016
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