I'm not all over X Factor this year, but even in my periodic dippings in and out I can't have avoided noticing how completely crap Cheryl's hair has been. The extensions of yore have made a reappearance, there's that much talked about box-fresh colour and last night, she showcased some truly bananas hair ears.
Sure, she may have been attempting to ape the barnets at Chanel's SS10 couture show - it could never work with such a cheap-looking dye shade - but there was someone else she closely resembled too ...
Gary Oldman in Dracula. Oh yes.
Or Minnie Mouse.
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Take your pick. Since Minnie's ears aren't made of hair and in fact, are formed from actual proper mouse-flesh, it seems only proper to pitch Cheryl against Gary in a Beaut.ie Poll of Extreme Importance © ™.
It's a real daddy or chips dilemma. Who wore hair ears best, ladies? Dracul or Cherddle? Your vote counts - so get to it!
