Planning a wedding is one of the most stressful times of any woman's life.
As she prepares to launch into wedded bliss she is expected to provide guests with a day to remember - and the bride feels under huge pressure to look stunning.
So just by following a few golden rules provided by Ice T and his bride Coco (who renewed their wedding vows as a publicity stunt to promote their new reality show) glamour and excitement are easily achievable
- First though be prepared to spend A FORTUNE. It takes serious money to look this cheap.
- Porn Barbie is the look every little girl dreams off - so why not go for that?
- Book yourself in for a massive boob job. A humongous one. Possibly you will need two as judging from Coco's really weird cleavage she looks as though she has one set sitting on top of another
- Instruct the makeup artist to quite literally trowel it on. And in case she doesn't understand actually hand her a trowel. Fix her with your steely gaze and point her towards a shedload of blue eyeshadow. The fembot Martian in Mars Attacks is an aspirational style. Wheels optional
- Instruct the hairdresser to affix the longest longest Rapunzel style extensions she's got. And if she doesn't have them, get her to order them in RIGHT NOW - you must scream to get your point across.
- Get your gown custom made. It must cost the GDP of a small county and your gansta rapper husband, Ice T (SUV) must be custom dressed to match. No expense spared on the Swarovskis
- Last minute cosmetic surgery, botox and a horrible reverse mani and you're done.
- Provide a sprinkling of er glamorous guests (everyone must get their boob jobs and bling out) and lets get this party started!
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Isn't this the most divine fairytale wedding look?
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