The scene is set. You're getting it on with your new man. But just at the crucial moment - just as he's about to whip off his undercrackers and spring into action, something else pops up.
It's a safe sex promotional video and it uses a Facebook style alert to highlight the importance of using a condom when you're with someone new.
Because you really don't know where the durty scut has been do you?
Advertised
Would you like to know where your new fella has been? Has he been with any of your mates for instance?
What's next? SexTripAdvisor ratings, where he's scored out of five possible stars and people describe how they found the whole experience and if the facilities were up to standard?
The mind it does boggle along with yer mans black briefs.
