A pub in Dublin unfortunately got a spot of graffiti which proudly proclaimed that one Philip Smith had sexual intercourse, presumably with a woman, during his time there.
The note reads, "Philip Smith had sex in here, f***king love this pub, XD"
Good job, man. You're gas craic. Hashtag banter. The staff, however, had their own response to Philip's antics.
"We know Philip, but in the 20 seconds it took us to fetch the doorman, you had finished! - But, fair play - Regards, The Staff"
OOOOOOF. PAGING THE BURN UNIT.
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Some fantastic bathroom graffiti from last night. Kind of the staff to respond! #BeforeFacebook pic.twitter.com/9I5koMrrTH
— Seán Connolly (@TheSonicScrew) July 18, 2015
Seriously though, why would you write about having sex in a public place? We're guessing Philip had gone through a dry patch or something.
Have you seen this graffiti? Any idea where it is? We've got a few thoughts ourselves, but we want to hear yours.
Thanks to Sean Connolly for this!
