Yep. That's Rihanna. And some thought that Laura Haddock looked like a toilet roll smuggler at the BAFTAS...
Yes. it's been a while since Rihanna has graced a red carpet and it's safe to say she wanted to get noticed. Looking like you're transporting a lifetime's supply of pink bubble wrap, while also covertly transporting half your entourage into an awards show is one way of getting noticed while not opting to turn up completely nude.
Someone who instead opted to go down the more flesh flashing route was Madonna, who arrived as a Matador courtesy of Givenchy Couture. Because she's Madonna, she's 56, and she's still got it.
Jessie J (Ralph Russo) and Megan Trainor also went for black lace, but their outfits were definitely less of the 'Agadoo' variety. We reckon Jessie J is wearing the dress perhaps Madonna should have arrived in.
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Also sporting black were Ciara, who came as the fourth horseman of the Apocalypse, 'Pollution', while Kelly Osbourne came as a cloud of fish food...
Dare we say it, but *whispers* Beyoncé looked that unremarkable we almost forgot to include her. It's a lovely dress, lovely hair, lovely everything, it's just - for Beyoncé - a bit safe.
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Speaking of keeping it comparatively tame, we have Miley Cyrus and Iggy Azalea in cutaway dresses...
Taylor Swift (Elie Saab with Giuseppe Zanotti) chose a swirling aquamarine number while her (alleged) nemesis, Katy Perry (Zuhair Murad and Sophia Webster), decided to create an homage to much revered drag queen, Adore Delano...
Apparently Lady Gaga suffered a 'nip-slip' during her red carpet stint last night, which is unsurprising given how 'presented' her upper half is in this Brandon Maxwell gown...
Also looking striking in silver was Rita Ora. Just a shame her locks appear to have been shorn by someone who keeps Chinese Crested toydogs.
The only person going for a pant suit on the night was Gwen Stefani (Atelier Versace). People seemed more rocked by the fact that she went for a nude lip as opposed to her usual Hollywood red.
And, lastly, Kanye was kind enough to inflate Kim on the red carpet, before she fully revealed her ensemble, which largely involved Liberace's bathrobe being cinched in by a belt. Unsurprisingly, it's by Jean Paul Gaultier.
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So tell us, who gets your stylish vote and who needs to run home and get changed? To the comments!
