Perusing the Huffington Post yesterday, the secrets behind Victoria's Secrets notoriously OTT 'fashion' shows (if fashion is now categorised as some bras and feathers) were revealed.
Along with the three-to-five hours prep for hair and makeup, model Selita Ebanks revealed the real trick of the trade. "People don't realize that there are about 20 layers of makeup on my butt alone."
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There you go, girls - it's simple. No more exhausting anti-cellulite regimes, extensive body brushing and fuss and expense: next time you need to bare your arse in whole or in part - at the beach or gym, for example - just get out the Crown gloss from where it's been festering in the garage, prep a brush and get painting. Easy peasy.