The answer to your question, Phil Oakey of 80s pop sensations, the Human League, is no. No, I don't want either you or your dodgy 'do, and that's exactly what socialite and alt-IT gal of the mo, Alice Dellal should have said to it too.
With a half-undercut plus long, sweeping curtain 'o hair cascading in a badly-bleached manner down the other half of her head, Alice looks like she came a cropper with a threshing machine.
A model and socialite, she's got the career in her blood - her mum is a former clothes horse - and Alice herself fronts campaigns for Mango and Agent Provocateur. Rock-chicktastic, she's too cool for school, all in all, looks very much set to steal Miss Moss's thunder very firmly indeed.
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And on paper, it sounds like she just might do it. But Alice - just one thing. While she's had her fair share of God-awful boyfriends, Kate would never, ever have had hair that heinous.