Although it may seem like the economy is slowly improving, those of us will know that the job market is still a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
You might spend hours flicking through jobsites and wandering through the Miscellaneous section until you stumble on - wait for it - Global Quality Manager for Cadbury's Chocolate.
You could apply for this, right? It's quality control for chocolate. You take a bite, tastes good - ship it. Done and dusted. Collect a wage and free chocolate.
Not so, apparently. And as one Mr. Jones found out, it's not easy to bribe them either.
Here's his rejection letter from Cadbury's.
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If that didn't win him at least a second interview, then we've no idea what would have. Everlasting chocolate bar? How can you possibly say no to that?
Also, eBay feedback is totally a relevant reference.
Can anyone top that for a job application story? How did you get your job and did you have to go through fifteen hundred rounds of interviews? Or did you just, you know, slide a fiver across the desk and give 'em a wink? I said WINK.
