We only have to mention a whisper of the word 'mascara' before the Peig Sayers'* of the blog start wailing in a Sean Nos manner and begin lamenting the lack of availability of Maybelline Full 'n Soft Mascara on our shores.
So ladies, before you pawn your inferior lash-flatterers, swap your clay pipe and trim your luscious moustache before boarding a coffin ship to the new world to escape the mascara famine you'll be delighted to hear that I bought FIVE of the above when I was in New York.
And I brought them home for you lot and all! Yup, lament no more as if you lived on windy Blasket island at the turn of the 20th century with a man called Dan Paddy Andy and had to rob cakes out of local shops for kicks, because a quintet of you are going to win your very own, much-coveted Maybelline Full 'n Soft for your personal self.
COMPETITION CLOSED!
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THE QUESTION: What product does Aphrodite think may help in Peig Sayers-prevention?
HOW TO ENTER: Send your NAME and ADDRESS to [email protected]. Please mark your entry ‘Maybelline’
THE RULES: you MUST be signed up to one of our newsletters to be eligible; one entry per person; you must be a resident of Ireland (north or south); no cash alternative is possible, our decision is final and the competition will close at 5pm on Tuesday 23rd November 2010. We never share your details with any third party.
*Ok, this post won't make much sense at all to anyone who did their Leaving Cert post 1999, when it was taken off the syllabus but Peig was an auld moany-hole who spent all her time complaining about her (admittedly) awful life. In Irish.
