My pal Voxliva and I had a discussion about beauty tips for guys over a sherbert or twelve one night before Christmas.
"I'll write something for Beaut.ie," he promised. "I'll write something different and - and - macho."
Anyway he hadn't forgotten because during the week he sent me word of a little piece on his Myspace blog.
"A male grooming product I will endorse"
Advertised
"Gentlemen, ever found yourself without soap of any description and in bad need of a big shave? Nil desperadum, the washing up liquid in your spotless kitchen sink will do the job. Can I recommend Fairy Naturals with Antibacterial Action. Choose from classic with eucalyptus extracts, lime and lemongrass and pink grapefruit and garden mint. Suds up nicely and doesn't linger."
Erm... ok! But if you ever find yourself in such a situation try conditioner - seriously! It works.
(By the way Vox there was something mentioned about shaving like a dolphin - but what on earth was THAT about... enlighten us!)
