So ... yeah ...
I eagerly opened this tub of limited edition tub of Body Shop Chocomania Body Scrub, €18.95, which the brand has released specially for Valentine's Day (it officially launches today) along with a suite of matching items, some of which you can see above, and got a bit of a surprise.
For while it does indeed smell deliciously sweet and chocolatey, well, lets address the elephant in the room: it rather resembles something else.
Advertised
Something that is not chocolate. The same colour, yes, but something that might result post-chocolate snaffling, maybe.
Oh dear readers, what could I possibly be referring to?
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