Whoever you are you're a complete and utter bas**rd.You left everything else behind. And you went for this one brand new, only been used a few times tube of FF Glossing Cream that Kirstie brought me back from Paris as a present.
You saw it in my bag the other day, didn't you? And you thought "Ooooh I'll have this for myself". Quick as a flash you lifted the FF and scurried away.
Well, whoever you are, I curse you. I curse your hair. I hope it withers and falls out, that it never shines, that you get nothing but crap haircuts for the rest of your days.
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I will stop short at sowing salt in your fields - but I'm doing it mentally I can tell you.
Have you had anything nicked like this? Make me feel better...
