Everyone has enemies and everyone hates opening an envelope that is filled with tiny stars or worse, GLITTER, (yes, we're looking at you wedding invitations) because the little shiny bits keep reappearing in your hair and on your face (and in your face hair) for the next two weeks despite your attempt to scrub all traces of it away. And now there is a new business is combining both these ideas...
Ship Your Enemies Glitter is a new service that hopes to help you get revenge on the many people who have wronged you throughout the years by sending them glitter. Why? Because glitter gets everywhere, and you know it gets everywhere, and that's really annoying.
The service costs AUD $9.99 (that's Aussie dollaridoos) which is just under €7, and posts an envelope full of glitter to an enemy with a personalised note inside. To get at the note, they have to get glitter everywhere, and it spills all over the place ruining their outfit in a hilarious fashion. The whole thing is done anonymously, of course, or to quote the site's FAQ no one will find out it was you "unless you open your mouth". Those same FAQs also feature a rather colourful justification for why you should send someone glitter.
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The reviews are pretty good testimonials for the product too, which range from "I never get tired of seeing my co-workers rage when opening their glittery envelopes" to "I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!".
LOL indeed.
So what what are you waiting for? Go ahead and send your enemies a huge pile of glitter, and then laugh as they complain about finding glitter in their nether regions in the shower two weeks from now.
Is there anyone you're tempted to send a big, fat envelope of glitter to or would you be only flippin' delira to receive an envelope of it? What's the strangest wedding/birthday invitation that you've ever received?
