Right, I've had enough. I want my objects of lust to look - well lusty. Not like some aul tramp that's lying in the bushes near the Homeless Centre on the Quays, swigging lighter fluid "cunningly disguised" inside a plastic bag.
Which quite frankly Brad, you are looking like here.
I can't stop imagining how many crumbs to say nothing of soups and gravies - have made their way into the beard. Ugh.
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Although some people are better with beards - e.g. Kings of Leon, as pointed out by Trendspot, most are not.
