So, he's up for Euro-judgement tonight with the it-totally-grew-on-me Lipstick. Well, y'know - it kind of had to, what with the name and all.
Recession, depression, paycuts and doom and gloom; it's come down to this people. All our hopes of happiness and future pride in our once fine nation are now firmly pinned on one stragely asexual human: Jedward.
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Are you backing him to get through tonight and scoop the prize in Germany on Saturday?
