Taking a break from her quest for the perfect man, the perfect job and the bottom of her wine glass, Irishflirtysomething tells us about something she can never give up...
"Trying to stay faithful is difficult. You get so tired of looking at the same thing everyday. You yearn for something new, different and exciting.
"Of course you don’t have to look very far. As soon as you head out you are confronted with a range of great options and boy do they look great; fabulously presented in exclusive designer gear with a package you really want to get your hands on.
"Appearance isn’t the only attraction, there is also the promises they make Spend more time with them and you will be even more beautiful, toned, tanned and glowing - some even offer pump action! What’s a gal to do? You grab one and run for home.
"Before long you are naked and enjoying all it has to offer. But the next morning you end up feeling unsatisfied and wracked with guilt. Quickly you hide it in the wardrobe, your guilty little secret. Vowing not to be lead astray again.
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"I have to admit to this type of infidelity on a regular basis. If truth be known I am a bit of a slut. Yet each time I stray I always come back to the original and the best, my one true love – Palmer’s Cocoa Butter body moisturiser.
"During independent tests four out of five ex-boyfriends* said they preferred it. Nothing can rival the intense moisturising ability and the resulting soft skin. So, for the time being I promise to stay faithful. Well at least until something better comes along.
*some of these guys have more experience with female skin than a Nobel prize winning dermatologist."
