Thanks, or actually no thanks, to Popbitch, where I chanced upon this piece of comedy gold last week. In France, it seems there's a problem. Cracks are appearing. Literally.
But never mind. The gallic nation, as fashion's powerhouse and renowned for its innate chic style, has come up with a super-stylish and practical solution* in the form of the snappily-named Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. Popbitch suggested the French text describing these items would be better translated, and so for your viewing pleasure, that is indeed what I have done (using a crappy internet translator).
Feast your eyes on this scenario.
You surely experimented this unpleasant instant when, by tilting you to pick up your bag put down next to your office, you had a feeling that your blue jeans low size did not cover thing of your sciatic any more big...
You tried unsuccessfully to try to get up again as quickly as possible, the eye shining with your colleague computer engineer proves that he saw... Also class that a lorry driver to marcel trickling down with sweat... But a resolution exists consequently: 'Backtacular gluteal cleft shield '.
Advertised
It is about a sticker to be put down on the stripe of backside, of what to reassure numerous women: ended up displaying their slit with the eyes of the passers-by! They have the choice between several colours and designs.
To apply it nothing easier: it is enough to glue together the sticker above your stripe, vignette will be visible only when you will lean or you will put in a delicate position. A sticker costs 11 euro.
Is fashionistas going to succumb to this small property or they are going to consider it to be a more embarrassing element than scratch it from the backside? Question remains opened. All at once when they carry a G-string, it is because they take exception not much on the nakedness of our backside.
But here's a thought to anyone considering investing in case you accidentally reveal your slit to the eyes of passers-by: just buy some new jeans instead, eh?
*I think these were actually first developed in America, fact fans.
