What you'll need to achieve this 'stunning' FemBot from the Block look:
holographic wrapping paper
A stapler
gaffer tape
blindness
2 ex husbands
Fakebake
Method:
Fakebake self, with help of ex-husbands. Now wrap the holographic wrapping paper all around body in a haphazard fashion, making sure to stop just below the ladyparts - having fallopians on display is an integral part of this look. Staple wrapping paper dress into place, adding a few clever nips and tucks as you go to give the impression of this seasons must have shift dress. Use the remains to make a sort of yarmulke / old lady scarf for the head.
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Now, wrap gaffer tape all the way up the legs to mid thigh to emulate over the knee boots.
Makeup - simply don't bother, no one is looking at your face. They are all aghast at the state of what you're wearing. Finish costume by standing in an awkward pose all night, thinking gleefully how jealous the rest of the residents of the block must be right now.
