We've probably all seen, er, portable personal pleasure devices masquerading as lipsticks, but now those more concerned with personal safety can go one better and equip themselves with a 350,000 volt taser in lipstick form.
No, it's not April 1st, and no, I am not makin' this up.
Take your pick from glossy black, pink or tacky brass gold casing, all of which come with a snazzy red accent ring. And it does double duty as a mini-torch.
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All of which is well and good until you're out on the town, three sheets to the wind and fumbling in the bottom of your bag for your actual lippie and pull out this little doozie for your touch-up instead...
Gives a whoooole new dimension to "bee-stung lips"!
