When a sample of Poo Pourri dropped through my letterbox last week, it prompted much smirking from my inner five year old and offering of it to Himself, because this smelly wonder is something you use to mask the smell of your Number Twos.
With a tagline that reads "Spritz The Bowl Before You Go And No One Else Will Ever Know!", it contains a all-natural essential oil TOP SECRET FORMULA (which seems to be composed almost entirely from lemon) that creates a barrier to stinky smells. Available from Belleblu.com from €10, they're also keen to point out that it's "even potent enough for boyfriends and husbands!" Thank God for that, so.
And now onto the ridiculous - ah, only kidding. Miss Dior Cherie launched in 05, and this summers incarnation has L'eau tagged onto the end, as well, of course, an updated smell. This one is green, very fresh and young and Really Rather Nice. More expensive than Poo Pourri, but one I suspect you won't mind taking out of your handbag in public, wha?
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PSST: if you check out the BT site you can print a voucher to take in store, where you'll get a sample of Miss Cherie L'eau plus a phone charm. Not bad for zero pee, eh?
