Browsing idly on Strawberrynet recently, I jumped in excitement at the sight of Giorgio Armani's signature bottles. Sadly, I soon realised that there was no makeup included - what I was looking at was the Skin Minerals range of men's skincare. And in among the cleansers and moisturisers was this - the Moisturising Bronzer.
Based on the very manly-sounding "volcanic force of minerals", this is a moisturiser with self-tanner included, and despite the glossy black Armani packaging, I could only think of one thing: "That's tinted moisturiser, you plank!"
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What do you reckon? Know any men who dream of emulating Mr Armani himself with his permatan? At €50 a bottle, I'm going to hazard a guess that the answer will be a resounding no.