Fangs for nothing. Vampire's fave Aero Minerale Makeup Mist offensive to all 5 senses.

Do you ever know how you’re going to feel about a product (or a person) by just looking at it? That is exactly what happened to me recently with Aero Minerale (€14.99).

Sense offended: Sight
This product made a terrible first impression on me. It’s packaged in a sparkly pink canister with a shiny pink cap that doesn’t fit. It’s an oil free long-wearing ‘aerobrush’ foundation containing minerals, which all sound like good things. So I was genuinely willing to look past the packaging if the product performed.

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Aero Minerale foundation was used on all the vampires in the ‘Twilight’ series and that's what it's using as its big selling point.  Although that’s not a look I’d generally be after, it can't be all bad if they used 1000 cans of the stuff on an entire movie franchise, surely?  Or so I hoped.

Sense offended: hearing
The instructions, which are contained in the ill-fitting cap (I know, let it go) told me to shake the can and then spray the product 10 inches from my face. I dutifully shook, and hearing that widget knocking around inside the can made me feel like I was about to graffiti some poor old dear's wall. I sprayed and immediately covered everything within a one meter radius with dots of foundation. My face, my hair, my clothes and the wall behind me were all mottled in ‘Bare’. (Which, in fairness, was a good shade for my skin.)

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Senses offended: smell AND taste
The smell was foundation-y but also a bit stale.  Plus I accidentally breathed some of the product in (either during the application, or my subsequent laughter), so I could TASTE it in the back of my throat! Bleugh!

Sense offended: touch
By the time I’d finished laughing at my reflection, the product had thoroughly settled in, leaving my skin sticky, with a speckled appearance. I gave blending it a go but it was really too late to get even coverage.

Not to be deterred and in the interests of fairness I cleansed and attempted a second application. I tried spraying the stuff into my palm and applying it with a brush. It didn’t get on with my brush and so I decided to blend it with my fingers, but at this point it had started setting again so it sort of peeled away from my skin.

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I tried to capture the 'peeling' above, but I'm not sure I really got it! You get the general overall effect of unevenness though - that's not my skin - that's the foundation flaking away in the weirdest possible way.  On the plus side I bet Aero Minerale would be long wearing, because I had to double cleanse to get rid of the stuff.  Also there’s a primer, a sparkly blusher and a bronzer if you're into it.

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a wall to re-paint.

Has anyone else ever tried this stuff? And is there a spray foundation out there that really works?

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