Admit it. It was you that left the mess behind at Oxegen wasn't it?

Oh anything less Beaut.ieful than the sight that met the cleanup crews in Punchestown this week, we've yet to see. Tales of the horrible mess left behind at Oxegen this year are fast becoming the stuff of legend. Rumour has it that a member of Naas Tidy Towns was tortured by repeatedly being shown scenes of the ungodly sight*. But we hope against hope that this is untrue.

And we need to know. Did you abandon the two man tent you so excitedly bought in Dunnes days earlier?

Did you leave behind empty flagons of cider and six packs of Tayto? And a pair of pink knickers outside Portaloo no. 18?

Did you abandon your holdall after someone peed on it?

Did you puke behind the Main Stage? (It's okay Amy - we know you did. Anyone else though?)

Or did you witness any such sights? Festival madness overtakes us all. Let us know if you have any tales from the horror!

*for inflicting too many hanging baskets on the town