Bud Rising in my stomach

It's BudRising Winter here in Dublin at the moment, and I've been to 2 gigs this week - CSS and Metric, and nothing to drink at either but gross disgusting Budweiser. Fine, booze company, sponsor these events, just don't force us to drink your fizzy, chemical laden piss on top of being rammed in the face with your advertising every which way we turn.

In case you're wondering what this has to do with being beautiful, I'm about to tell you. I knew there was a good reason I avoided drinking Budweiser anyway, but this stuff is completely godawful. My stomach is bloated, I woke up in the middle of the night with seizing stomach cramps and today I feel like a chemical filled windbag. Not very beaut.ie-ful at all. Avoid this stuff at all costs if you don't want to make a mockery of your entire beauty routine. Boo hoo!