The pussy purse: Purssey the perfect present for the woman who has everything

Oh jesus - the childish part of me laughed my ass off when I saw this handbag essential. Anatomically correct it has all the bits displayed to scale and in the right places. So now there's absolutely no excuse for any man who claims he doesn't know where a clitoris is. Whip out your purssey and enlighten him. Or you could whip out your purse too if you wanted I suppose.

Plus it's handy place to keep your spare change.

Available from Etsy for $115