Why Someone Would Kill Poor Cecil The Lion? Here's One Theory

Kimmel, incensed that a fellow American would choose to kill a lion for sport (he's not the only one, twitter at large is raging), has some interesting insights as to why someone would be motivated to do such a thing. The most popular theory is: "Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you have to kill things that are stronger than you?"

Not only has Minnesota dentist - Walt Palmer - killed Cecil, he's also killed a bear, another lion, a leopard, a rhino... in short, he's "killed half of Noah's Arc." This is an issue that has clearly upset Kimmel no end as he breaks down towards the end when suggesting that people donate to wildcru.org to show that "not all Americans are like this jackhole, here..."

By way of further protest against Palmer's actions, people have started leaving forlorn looking stuffed animals outside his office.

Were you outraged and saddened to hear about poor Cecil? We sure were. What a terrible thing.