The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

Truly self proclaimed 'Original Supermodel' Janice Dickinson is BONKERS. Especially if she thinks that her botoxed, filled and scalpled face will distract us from her turkey neck.
Her 'saviours', Gabe and Duke do her hair and makeup, and they are obviously blind, with no hands, and learned their craft at the Christy Brown Make up Academy.

I also love that Janice insists on being shot through the worlds softest focus lens ever, and is so full of herself that there isn't a room big enough on the planet for her gigantic ego. She is beyond belief, as you'll know if you saw her on America's Next Top Model. But that's why we watch!

This car crash of a programme is must-see viewing and you can tune in every Tuesday on TV3 at 8pm. I hope we'll all be in 'agreeance'!