The Alcohol Calculator - beer plus wine plus er more beer equals...

Holy craaaaaaaaaap.

Now I don't want to be frightening the life out of you or anything - but I think you'll get a quare gunk when you have a go of this. We all know alcohol equals empty calories. But when we're out for a few drinks do we realise how many calories we're glugging down? Well I don't think we do - I sure didn't.

This calculator directly equates the drinks you've glugged with fatty foods. So you could have ended up drinking the equivalent of two slices of pizza, a hotdog AND a doughnut.  And er, the rest of the chipper menu if you've been on a really big night out.

We're calling it the Evil Calculator in work. Give it a go and tell us how you get on. And be truthful!