Sex Beaker/Penis Glass: You WILL LOL. But what do YOU use as your sex beaker?

This was THE funniest Internet discussion I've seen all week.  Especially for me because Mumsnet is not a place I frequent - not being a Mum and all that.  But this was bloody hilarious and it went viral thanks mostly to Buzzfeed who provided the extra LOLS with their typically witty commentary.  You can thank them for making this funnier!

So tell me. Do you have a special clean up routine after sex?  Or do you just lazily lie in the wet patch/fling the condom out of bed until the next morning and hope no pets gobble it up?

Come on!  Speak the truth - we could do with a few LOLS of our own!