Seven Things That Just Need to Get In The Sea & Stay There

Seven Things That Just Need to Get In The Sea & Stay There
By Beaut.ie  | Jun 25, 2015

We're having just a bitta fun this Thursday eve.

If you're in familiar with the Twitter account, @GetInTheSea, it's essentially a rundown of some things, people or trends in modern culture that need to talk a long walk into the open sea and drown.

Here's just a few examples.

So, with this general idea in mind, we've compiled a list of things that we'd like to deposit in the nearest body of seawater we can find.

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They're all awful and they all need to f**k right off.

  • Anyone who uses #eatcleantraindirty

#getintheseacraigdavid

  • The word 'Cheeky'

There is nothing cheeky about horrible, tasteless chicken dishes. And there's nothing cheeky about drinking during the week. Get the into the sea there, pal.

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  • Using models for every, single press launch

What goes together with a bag of crisps or a children's football competition? Half-naked women in enough foundation to build a house in their face. That makeup's all gonna run when they're in THE SEA.

  • YouTube 'Celebrities'

There is not YouTube at the bottom of the sea, just you and your crap ideas for video.

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  • Brand using jumping on bandwagon and general brand 'banter'

Brand-ter, as it's colloquially known, is the absolute worst. The social media managers who engage in it must be dipped in THE SEA.

  • Anything class / unreal

A Facebook image with Minions over text isn't class or unreal. You know what's class / unreal? YOU IN THE SEA.

  • People who relentlessly tweet about their other half.

We get it - you're not alone. And if they have 'Property of ______'  or 'Owner of ______' in their Twitter / Insta bio, they need to be drowned in the sea, brought back to life and then drowned again. You know who we're talking about. Your man. With the hair.

Ahem. So on that note, what would you put in the sea?