Kelly Osbourne Eats Half an Apple Before Bed; Hails Trick as Secret of Slimming Success

More fool anyone who thought diet and exercise were what was required to drop the pounds because Kelly Osbourne has just revealed her top diet secret: she scoffs half an apple before she gets her zeds.

This, Kelly reckons, is the secret to her recent two stone weight loss and nothing at all to do with the fact she has just finished working her ass off on the US version of Dancing with the Stars. Apples, and not exercise, have gotten Kelly to where she is today. Oh yes. Yes, um, indeed.

Uh, ok Kelly, we'll believe you, honest injun we will.