Is It Just Us Or... Is This WAY Too Much Makeup?

Shock and awe were the order of the day when we clapped eyes on this Valentine's Day makeup.  Two looks - one to inspire lust and the other (a "sweeter" look) to make him fall in love with you.

Lloyd's Pharmacy announced triumphantly.

Spring beauty is in the eye of the beholder and as floral infusions and bright pops of colour make their way into our homes and wardrobes, they are also making their way into our make-up bags for February 14^th. Pro make-up artist Ken Boylan shares the latest make up trends for Spring/Summer 2014 and tells us how to vamp it up or sweeten the palette and achieve love and lust-worthy make up looks in time for Valentine’s Day.

Bonnie Tyler caught sight of herself in the mirror and realised she'd used topsoil instead of blusher.

We're saying nothing.  NOTHING.

 Rita noticed that she was so intent on using every item of makeup on her dressing table that she'd neglected to put on her blouse.

Will you be using these looks as useful inspiration for Valo's Day - or are you thinking DEAR GOD?