Jamie Dornan's wife, Amelia Warner, Refuses To Watch Fifty Shades of Grey, Shocker

She may have been at the UK premiere of Fifty Shades of Grey (where the cast were obviously instructed to cheer up after the World premiere in Berlin), but don't be expecting her to sit through the film...which is fair enough.

Speaking with USA Today, Jamie said of his wife of almost two years: "She doesn’t want to watch this... She wants to support me and my work. I won't be able to sit there myself. I am not going to put any pressure on her either way. It's her decision. She's well aware that it's pretend, but it's probably not that comfortable to watch." Understatement.

As it happens, he didn't find it quite a comfortable watch himself: "There’s quite a long shot of my [butt]. I wasn’t hugely comfortable with it when I watched it. That’s my bum. Still my bum. Wow."

I'd imagine Amelia would want to be steering clear of the nude photoshoot currently gracing W magazine. There's one of Amelia, lying completely naked on the floor, with a fully clothed Jamie sitting nonchalantly in a chair. The film's director, Sam Taylor-Johnson, took the photos and said of the below image: "[This] is the best of my stills. Dakota holds all the power."

Sure she does.

Will you be first in line at your local cineplex? Or are you happy with what your imagination honed from the book? Or have you not so much as touched off a copy, and never plan to darken a cinema's door to see the most hyped film of the year...