It’s not OK Magazine: Kate Middleton PING BACK issue

Look, if we thought the pressure on ordinary mortals to “ping back” into shape and lose the baby weight was bad, pity poor Kate Middleton.  (Read: pressure on new mothers to instantly ping back).  She left the hospital YESTERDAY (and yes Kay Burley did go into hyper overdrive on Sky News), and as she did so – at the very moment she was preparing to leave the hospital -pictures of this OK Magazine cover were being leaked.

Note the use of unnamed "sources".  You can be bloody sure that there are NO "sources close to Kate" that would ever reveal such crap.

Kate Middleton will slim back to her pre-baby body in no time, experts have exclusively revealed to OK! Magazine.

Kate has stuck to a healthy diet for the past nine months and it's thought she'll be keen to return to her pre-pregnancy svelte figure.

A source told OK!: "She even proudly said how she wanted to squeeze back into her favourite jeans soon after the baby was born!"

Royal expert Jennie Bond thinks the Duchess will need no such post-baby diet and fitness plan if she opts to breastfeed the little one.

Kate and William became proud parents to a healthy baby boy weighing 8lb 6oz at 4.24pm at the Lindo Wing in St. Mary's Hospital.

Check out all the details on Kate's post-pregnancy weight loss regime in this week's OK! Magazine.